In the State of pure sunshine predators and beasts come out!!!

So this past weekend I went to South Beach for some fun in the sun and of course my sister's bachelorette party. It seemed like months in planning but it was defintely a great time.

I first want to introduce some of the people who were there. Jessica of course my sister who loves attention and is quite the dancer. I call her the wild child not in a hippie type or out of control, but shes petite and capable of getting herself in some trouble. Like those small children that crawl under the table and spill drinks over... Next is Lisa she is very humorous in a sarcastic way. She thinks she whispering when she is making comments but everyone can hear and although its hilarious its probably not appropiate it. She does have that admirable quality of TELL-IT-LIKE-IT-IS! Another one that came out was corina shes the quiet, semi-tame one of the bunch. She doesn't like fighting. ha


So just a few of the peeps but you get the point. I have been to Miami many times, not typically going out to these crazy night clubs but you do get to enjoy yourself out there. This time though I made some new discoveries, they were quite funny but pretty darn ridiculous. The first night out was when the predators came for us in packs and really hard. We went to check out Mango's Tropical cafe- or so I think that is what it is called. I had always walked by and seen men and women dancing on the stage as part of a salsa show or whatever.(By the way all their outfits are cheetah style.)  So I finally went in this time and we decided to go upstairs where it was less crowded. This is probably what triggered the creepy night owl's. We were just minding our business dancing our little lives away when all of sudden our big open circle of 4 became a squished circle of four. As we all looked around for a second we were being attacked by "junk rubbers" in all directions. I am a very passive person however I had to literally push one dude away and I had to signal him "NO." I think he was a little upset and extremely wasted, he was so ridiculous, I couldn't understand why his friends would let him make a fool of himself. But there was this old hulk hogan looking dude with actually blond curly hair up to his shoulders with a pretty sweet cougar. Ha or so she seemed like it. They looked like they were right out of the 80's in hawaii with their flowered up shirts, beautiful site. ha I will try to post the picture of him later. Worth the time.

So the next day we went to a place called Mansion, hence I am not really into clubbing. It was a bunch of people pretending to be super rich with VIP tables everywhere and snooty girls walking around like super models, most half naked with no undies. They must of not gotten the memo that although  Britney did it years ago the trend is over folks. We might have gotten ourselves in a pickle here. Some friendly people invited us over to their VIP section, so we went for it, we later realized that although we just wanted to dance, one guy was claiming Lisa as though it was his property. I saw Lisa's face and died laughing. She was ready to punch this guy. We later noticed what one guy was doing to this coked out blondie with no undies on the couch. I can't even go into detail, but right after we quickly walked away this could of happened to Lisa (J/k) ha. Anyways we later decided to make our own VIP area.  


Later that night as we walked home, there were tons of predators out and about (or so that is what I call them). Lisa was definitely causing a ruckous because all these guys were after her :) One even yelled out, "I will suck your a*s" At this point I laughing uncontrollably. (Sorry lisa had to mention this.) I mean what guy in their right mind thinks it is appropiate to yell this and a girl will turn around and say ok sure?!?!

My favorite of this weekend though were the Xena warrior princesses not one but two. They had their hair in braids and pig tails with a head band around their head. They look like German girls, they were not one to mess with. They were fantastic, the guys they were dancing with were tiny compared to this tough chicks. Awesome discovery.

Last but not least, who can leave south beach without seeing girls of all shapes and sizes wearing next to nothing, literally most of them should not be wearing those things, or should be wearing more. But I guess nude is in Miami. We were shopping at intermix, when a woman no doubt about 40 years old came in with "shorts she would call them" but basically underwear on and leaving nothing to the imagination. We did start a new trend though at the last place we went to, as the rest of the girls flew in we went out and danced our lives away and had some good "fist pumps" in there which made everyone else wonder what we were doing. So they joined us and everyone there was fist pumping to the max!!! ha Hilarious how people we continue the flow of random things.

As my sister enjoyed her last month as a "single" chick...men in the streets begged her not to get married. You may be wondering how would they know?! Well we made her wear a blinking pink sash that blinded everyone in the night time. It was clearly hilarious seeing men go on their knees in the street of Miami and tell her to rethink the situation. Madness.

We made new discoveries in Miami, of this crazy world and the culture of Miami. Now we can put that to rest :)


Pictures coming soon...